Speech essay example: Bullshit

Adam Sandler – Somebody Kill Me lyrics
[Spoken]
Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the
Cure a lot.
[Sung]
You don’t know how much I need you.
While you’re around I don’t feel blue.
And when we kiss I know

that you need me too.
I can’t believe I found a love that’s so pure and true.
But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddam joke.
And when I think of you Linda,
I hope you fucking choke.
I hope you’re glad with what you’ve done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.
Oh somebody kill me please,
somebody kill me plee-ase,
I’m on my knees,
pretty pretty please kill me.
I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head.
[Spoken]
[Kid:] You’re going to the mental institution.
1) Is distilling hard to do ?
2) Is it legal ?
3) Will it make me blind ?
4) Whats the difference between a pot still, reflux still, and fractionating column ?
5) How do I get or make a still ?
6) How do I make a whisky / rum / vodka / gin ?
7) Should I use sugar or grains ?
Can I use fruit wine ?
9) How do I make a Turbo-all-sugar wash ?
10) How do I run a Pot still ?
11) How do I run a Reflux still ?
12) Can I use a reflux still to make rum or whisky ?
13) How do I measure the strength of it & dilute it ?
14) How do I get rid of that “off-taste” ?
15) Why do my spirits turn cloudy when diluted ?
16) How do I flavour/turn the vodka’s into something else ?
17) What web resources are there ?
18) How do I contact the NEW DISTILLERS news group ?
19) Can I run my car on it ?
20) How do I convert between gallons and litres and ….
21) What is a “Thumper” ?
22) Can methylated spirits be made safe to drink ?
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